She Probably Has

Aspiring comic book artist enters the office while Josh and Sami, a girl with glasses and a juicy figure, were trying to finish some papers up.

"Good morning..." Miko greets them awkwardly.

"Oh. Good morning, Mr. Miko. This is Sami," Josh turns to Sami. "What, by the agency's name, are you supposed to be again, Sami?"

"I'm his personal assistant and publicist."

After much bickering, with Miko stunned speechless, Josh and Sami continue to enggage in a verbal battle of wit.

"Must you always talk to me that way? I have a girlfriend."

"I'm not flirting with you."

"Oh? I don't think Miko's interested though. He doesn't swing that way," Josh turns to Miko, mocking Sami. "Or do you? Do you like her breasts, her pussy, Mr. Miko?"

"Must you be so blunt, Joshua?"

"Must you be so slutty, Sami?" He turns to Miko again. 

"Not to discourage you, Mr. Miko, but she probably has herpes."

† Jofer