The COLLEGIAN Office

The Aklan Collegian (COPRE 2009's Best Feature Page and the official campus publication of the Aklan Catholic College, the college where I am currently getting my undergraduate English Language degree) office has been my in-campus hideout, most especially during lunch hours and when no one is around but the air-conditioner and the creepy fluorescent light. I describe the single light source of the office as creepy because it reminds me of those in underground mining tunnels, the one in the film 2012 comes to mind. Also, no, King, that Indian scientist isn't related to me.

Anyway, as the Feature Editor of the publication (our EIC, Darren Naelgas, has twice introduced me as his Associate to two different people), it brings me great pride and pleasure to see the COPRE '09 Best Feature Page banner, which we won during the 2009 COPRE at Iloilo City, posted on our door. Even though I contributed little to gain that prestigious award (Darren has intellectual property rights on the last, my first, issue's lay-out and design), I still feel a bit light on my toes whenever I am inside the office (or it could just be the varnish intoxicating my brain with illusions through my handsome, well-sculpted nose).

Obviously, I am writing this blog entry inside our office. My head is now spinning and I see a gnome reading a food magazine right next to me. I think she might be pregnant too.

PS,
Is it just me or does John Lloyd Cruz resemble a young Robert Downey Jr.?  Grab a copy of a Natasha January-February 2010 catalog, turn to page 147 and ogle his Ackley photo. See what I mean?

† Jofer